Things I Will Not Knit
Otherwise known as "Places a grown woman should know not to put a big round pattern."
I've been trying to come up with a second paragraph to go with this, and can only wax sarcastic.
posted by Alwen | 10:08 AM
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A lot of the fiber arts I enjoy are things like tatting, netmaking, chair caning, and even weaving, where people will come up to me when I demonstrate and solemnly tell me, "That's a lost art."
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6 Comments:
That is a criminal act of knitting.
OMG. OMG! I can't even come up with something funny OR sarcastic, I'm that flabbergasted by that "garment".
Boobs look like fried eggs enough without adding those tams on to further illustrate the point.
I must say, every time I've seen this since it came out, all I can think is, ???
At least they didn't make a skirt with those tams. Can you imaging a pair of those walking away from you? It would be like the moons of Mars -Phobos and Demios - also known as fear and madness.
I live in Michigan, which is something like #3 in the "states with the most overweight members of the population", so unfortunately I can indeed imagine two of those walking away from me. wince
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